Life as I know it

Day 4

Alrighty folks, today was incredible for several reasons.  As T stated earlier this week, ‘get your party pants on and be ready to go.’  First, I got to sleep in way late this morning which was super amazing and wonderful.  Second, I got to go to a birthday party, which means that I got to purchase a gift for the birthday girl (who happens to be in 5^th grade), which also means that I got to buy school supplies, because the teacher in me decided to get her every single thing on her school supply list, besides a backpack (her mom got her that)!  Have no fear, I am not that lame and I did get her some cool stuff also.  Sheesh!  Third, I got BOOKS IN THE MAIL!!!  And fourth, I went to a cook-out at Grey and Tyson’s house with awesome people, ate a shitload of wonderful food, and, well, I’ll tell you the whole story in a little bit, as I chronicle the day in detail with relation to the order of these events.  Here.  We.  Go.  People.

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#1  I was up a little past my bedtime last night, partly because we stayed out in Carrboro too late, but also because I was talking with a really good friend from Michigan on the phone (we’ll call him Joe).  Joe has been ‘dating’ a mutual friend (we’ll call her Phoebe) for the last few months, and he is having issues mustering up the courage to get close to her because he feels like she is better than he is.  Let me tell you something, this guy is so sweet, he’s thoughtful and kind, and he has a really big heart so I told him ‘Go for it!!!’  If he knows what is good for him, he’d better get in gear, because I’ve threatened to march my skinny butt right up to Michigan and beat him to a pulp if he doesn’t.  You can do it Joe!!!  ;)

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#2  Child’s birthday party.  Nothing makes me smile more than the birthday of a child.  I remember when I was a kid, and sometimes even now, feeling so special and loved on my birthday.  I still get a little nervous whenever someone sings me ‘Happy Birthday,’ so I was really excited to go to this event.  The party was held at the infamous Outer Limits skating rink here in Roxboro.  It is a place I had never been to, but had heard about on multiple Monday mornings my first year here because apparently it is the place for late-elementary/middle schoolers to be on a Friday night.  I’ll bet you can just sense the excitement I felt as I drove into the parking lot at 3:30 today.  Wow.  The next thing you need to know about this birthday party, is that this girl’s parents really love a local metal/scream-o band called Steryle.  I had never heard of them until this year, but I was told that they would be playing at the birthday party as a surprise to the birthday girl.  Well, when I got there all seemed pretty tame, I was visiting with Nana, entertaining some of the kids (because I am a teacher, and I obviously was not in school) and eating my fair share (and then some) of the refreshments.  Then, Steryle sang ‘Happy Birthday,’ which was also very subdued.  What happened next, can only be described as the bursting of my eardrums.  Holy moley, I couldn’t even understand what those poor men were screaming singing!  I felt like my ears were on fire, and definitely not in a good way!  I mean, more power to you if you prefer your ears to ring for three days from loud music and screaming, but this girl would prefer to keep her hearing, instead of purposely deafening herself.  I’m just stating my own personal preferences here people, don’t even get upset.  I did have a lot of fun visiting and celebrating though, so the afternoon was a success.

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#3  Books, books, books, books, books, books, books, books, books, books, books, books, books, books, books, BOOKS, EVERYBODY!  In my head, (okay, let’s be honest, out loud…) I sing this to the tune of ‘Shots,’ very excitedly.  Because as much as I like shots, I love books even more and anyone who knows anything about me knows this fact.  Anyway, about seventeen people in the past five years have recommended The Catcher in the Rye, by J.D. Salinger to me and sadly, I have not read it yet.  So I bought it online for seventy-four cents (half.com people!) last week.  Also, a fellow teacher recommended The Sun Also Rises, by Ernest Hemingway to me recently, so I also bought that online for seventy-six cents (again, half.com people!) and am really excited to READ!!!

I mean, you know you’re a dork when you suggest to your principal that for the first day of ‘March is Reading Month’ the whole school should watch this YouTube video.  And she agrees.  So you submit it to the County’s video approval website, hope it gets approved and when it does, you use all of your Specials time that week (Specials are things like Art, Music, Guidance, Computers, Media and P.E., aka – planning time – which is a precious commodity in the minds of teachers these days, since there never seems to be enough time in the day for us, or me, to get everything done) to visit the Media Center and watch the video with as many classes as possible.  Over and over again and then watch it at home in your leisure, and post it to your Facebook.  I know what a nerd I am so there is no need to reiterate that point.  Anyway, I have exactly 8 days of freedom left, and I will use much of that time not reading Grapes, but instead reading Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang, The Catcher in the Rye, and The Sun Also Rises.  So there, how do you like that for rebellion?

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#4  Cook-out at Grey and Tyson’s house where we made idiots out of ourselves and had so much fun we couldn’t help but laugh.  Atlas got to come with me today, and he had so much fun playing outside, that he fell asleep under my lawn chair and wouldn’t wake up!  It was pretty much the sweetest thing I have ever seen.  I ate a whole lot of food, as I usually do when the food is delicious, and as always, Dad made fun of the Yankee in me and asked me about my Polish ancestry.  To both of these things, I always give in, for a couple of reasons.  Grey and Tyson’s dad is the very bold, humorous, un-censored (and Grey and T say ‘rude’) version of my own dad, so I love bullshitting with him.  He always makes fun of my “accent” and that I’m from Michigan (as he says it Mitch-i-ghin), but he loves the fact that I am Polish, and we always end up talking about Polish food. 

So the last time I was graced with his presence, he and I talked about The Andy Griffiths Show and he thought it really interesting that I have seen every episode.  I explained that my own dad is pretty much obsessed with the show, and that I grew up watching episode after episode on TV and also on VHS tapes that my dad re-recorded when he got tired of the episodes that were previously taped.  So basically, you never knew what you were going to get with dad, because sometimes, when one episode ended, you started in the middle of a different episode just because my dad particularly liked it.  I also learned last week that their dad bought a banjo and is learning how to play, which is cool, but what’s even more cool, is that he already knows how to play the FIDDLE!!!  This is how we ended up watching several segments of the show on YouTube and then later he tried convincing me that I should watch The Twilight Zone – The Hunt.  This is in three ten-minute segments on YouTube,

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and I wasn’t really feeling like it that night (and obviously haven’t felt like it any other night yet), but tonight as he and I were engaging in childish banter and foolishness, he asked me whether I’d watched it yet, and was clearly disappointed when I told him I hadn’t.  I suppose I’ll have to do that soon so that the next time I see him, I won’t let him down.  Mom made this amazing cake that is a Paula Deen recipe, which means that there is a lot-lot-lot of butter in it, which also means that it is fantastically awesome.  I will be getting the recipe for Busia, so that she can conveniently make it for me when I come home for Christmas.  Wowie-wow-wow, it was the best cake I have had in a long, long, long time.  After that, Mom and Dad left, and we were free to be goofy and do ridiculous things, such as take a million and one pictures of each other in our redneck attire, which I will post on Facebook at the close of this weekend.  Because my friends, it is not over yet.  There is more fun to be had tomorrow, while I purchase some Mary Kay eyeliner from Ashley that I am in great need of, and eat more scrumptious food that Grey and Tyson make.  So until tomorrow folks, peace.

<3 Meg

Day 1 - Truly Embrace Life

For some strange reason unbeknownst to me, after drinking a bottle and a half of wine, I woke up this morning at 5 am, without an alarm, raring to go, full of energy and excited to see a sunrise on the lovely Mayo Lake, here in Roxboro.  As I am getting dressed, I keep thinking, ‘this is going to be so fantastic, just Atlas and I get to see a sunrise in the south!’ and then I open the front door.  And the outside is full of rain and clouds.  No sun at all.  So I come back into the house and check the weather online…which states that there is 100% chance of rain at 7am…damn it. 

Now, only one of my blog readers has actually been to Roxboro, so only he can understand that getting to see the sunrise in this little town can not even compare to seeing the sunrise on any of the Great Lakes, which I have done several times in my life, but nonetheless, I am disappointed that I got up this early and ended up blogging about my misfortune. 

But wait!  I have an idea which involves the rain and my camera.  As I head outside, I have high hopes.  The pure beauty of the rain has overcome me and I begin snapping as many pictures as I can.  I have never fully taken advantage of a morning mist, and I suppose now I can cross that off the bucket list.  I found so many treasures amidst the rain in my small country yard.  See for yourself, here are my favorites. 

Look at that GRASS!  The coloring was amazing.

A Little Leaf fallen from the tree above.  This is in my front yard.  Unfortunately the grass here is a bit burned, so not as vibrant as the first picture.

These are some weeds that are growing out of my front walkway.  Fortunately my lack of being home for the last month made for a fantastic photo.  I love how the water sparkles off the green like magic fairy dust.

Not the best picture ever, but Joan (neighbor/landlord) has a pear tree and I have access to unlimited pears.  I haven't picked any yet, but the picture-taking was fun!

I absolutely love the crisp red color of this crab apple.  We used to have a tree like this in our backyard at home in Michigan.  This picture just takes me back to my roots and makes me smile.

And last, the grape vine that grows in between our two yards.  It's actually more in my yard than anything, but I just recently realized it was there, because Joan and Mama Rene (Grandma) pruned it and cleaned it out earlier in July.  

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I am now listening to an iTunes playlist – and jamming out in my jammies.  Oh, and by the way, I figured out the only solution to the orange juice situation!  Drink it for breakfast when you wake up!  I mean, what a better way to get re-hydrated than orange juice?  It’s super healthy and tastes awesome in the morning.  *Disclaimer: thank you to those who contributed to the fullness of my refrigerator during the last month.  I appreciate all of the food and today especially, I appreciate the beverage.  Have a fantastic day all.  Peace.

<3 Meg